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Secret of Johan Lorbeer Still-Life Performance Tarzan

Secret of Johan Lorbeer Still-Life Performance Tarzan

Johan Lorbeer is a German street performer. He became famous in the past few years because of his “Still-Life” Performances, which took place in the public area. His installations includes “Proletarian Mural” and “Tarzan”, which are famous in Germany. Several of these performances feature Lorbeer in an apparently impossible position.

With his still-life performances, this German artist seems to unhinge the laws of gravity. For hours on time, he remains, as a living work of art, in physically impossible positions. Elevated or reduced to the state of a sculpture, he interacts with the bewildered and irritated audience, whose appetite for communication rises as time goes by, often culminating in the wish to touch the artist in his superhuman, angelic appearance in order to participate in his abilities.

Street Performer - Johan Lorbeer

Tarzan Standbein Proletarian Mural

Tarzan Standbein Johan Lorbeer

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TarzanStandbein11

TarzanStandbein12

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Here’s a short video, thanks to [HappyLife]




Here’s a little clue on the trick; His arm is the supporting bar, and his real arm is hide inside his cloth.

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[Johan Lorbeer Official Site]



79 Responses to “Secret of Johan Lorbeer Still-Life Performance Tarzan”

  1. on 19 Apr 2008 at 3:48 am 1.Watch Weeds Online said …

    This is all fake. Magic doesn’t exist…

  2. on 19 Apr 2008 at 4:37 am 2.Ben said …

    Oh thanks Weeds, I really thought that magic existed! Thank god for me that Detective Dipshit was on the case! Or I might have been fooled! (even though they clearly show how it’s done at the end. Guess your awesome investigative powers couldnt make it that far huh?)

  3. on 19 Apr 2008 at 4:37 am 3.Ben said …

    Oh thanks Weeds, I really thought that magic existed! Thank god for me that Detective Dipshit was on the case! Or I might have been fooled! (even though they clearly show how it’s done at the end. Guess your awesome investigative powers couldnt make it that far huh?)

  4. on 19 Apr 2008 at 5:33 am 4.Henry Hill said …

    Ben is gonna get the paper … get the paper.

  5. on 19 Apr 2008 at 6:50 am 5.shabaz said …

    there are shots from maybe 10 installations?
    this is what he does, like, fulltime?
    is this art?
    is this entertainment?
    please for the love of the sweet baby jesus,
    get a job hippie.
    maybe if this fool was peddling dime bags to the passersby he would have some social worth but just sitting on a wall with the same trick again and again, what a douche.

  6. on 19 Apr 2008 at 8:23 am 6.geoff said …

    Shabaz….
    What’s your body of work like? Any interesting installations, poems, street theater, anything that’s brought a smile to a few thousand people? Love to see what you’ve been up to, before you fling stones.

  7. on 19 Apr 2008 at 9:32 am 7.Dan said …

    rarr i also hate everyone

  8. on 19 Apr 2008 at 10:40 am 8.John said …

    Weed, even if real magic did exist, the fact that the last pic shows how it is done might be a clue that it is fake. It may not be real magic, but it is a very good illusion if you don’t know how it is done. I am an amature illusionist and love to see people do “magic”

  9. on 19 Apr 2008 at 11:20 am 9.charmee said …

    You guys in the comments are AWESOME. Keep up the great work, Internet! :D

  10. on 19 Apr 2008 at 12:49 pm 10.Sean said …

    Henry Hill, if your going to make fun of someone at least get the character right. Got that Johnny 2 times?

    Geoff, lighten up. Then go fuck off asshole.

    John, It’s almost like you took Ben’s words and then made them you own. Wait a second… You did didn’t you. You are a clever one now, are you not?

    I hope this illusionist gets irritable bowel syndrome.

  11. on 19 Apr 2008 at 1:56 pm 11.cheyenne said …

    if he did defy the laws of gravity, he would go rocketing off so fast he would disinigrate.
    gravity wouldn’t be present to him, so therefore there is nothing to keep him down.

    but obv. you can see it’s fake in the last one.

  12. on 19 Apr 2008 at 3:02 pm 12.Aubreyautumn said …

    It is performance art, pure and simple. It is meant to entertain. I thought it was kind of neat.

    Get over yourselves.

  13. on 20 Apr 2008 at 1:06 am 13.geoff said …

    You know, I’d never left a comment before, on a site like this. Now I know why. I’m getting too old for this. Best to you all.

  14. on 21 Apr 2008 at 1:46 am 14.Jason said …

    Henry Hill… LMAO

  15. on 21 Apr 2008 at 3:39 am 15.The Jew said …

    Cheyenne, if he did defy gravity, he wouldn’t shoot into the air. He would just float around aimlessly. Gravity wouldn’t pull him down, but it wouldn’t pull him up either.

  16. on 21 Apr 2008 at 4:13 am 16.Mintchkin said …

    Just on the offhand chance that anyone really cares about whats going on in these pictures, this illusion is not original at all. Its actually copied from a trick by Robert Houdin, who is one of the greatest illusionists of all time. So this Johan Lorbeer or whatever is really not doing anything except looking up and copying old tricks.

  17. on 21 Apr 2008 at 4:29 am 17....srsly? said …

    You comment guys are so fucking amazing. You doesn’t afraid of anything. To be just like you, at this point in time, I would use fake smart-ass shit to make myself sound awesome but whatever. I could just go on wikipedia, find some dumb shit about what the fuck is going on and use big words I don’t know to make the 20 people that see this think I’m a smart-ass douche bag with no god damned life. Then I would repost under a different name saying how right I am, and to cover all ground I would wait a bit. Then I would use yet another name and bust on myself to in a way that other people fucking hate so they couldn’t help but agree with you just so they don’t have to agree with your other personality. So the next time you douche nuggets feel the need to ramble about fucking shit just remember, we all love mudkipz and that FUCKING SHIT!! DICKS!!

  18. on 21 Apr 2008 at 4:43 am 18.The Jew said …

    um…. what?

  19. on 21 Apr 2008 at 12:30 pm 19.poopshoot said …

    you guys are total fags. start posting the stuff you’re passionate about and wait for some zit-faced internet jerk to slander you….

  20. on 21 Apr 2008 at 11:38 pm 20.Idiots said …

    Ready?
    1- It was meant to be entertaining.
    2- My friends and I were entertained.
    3- Mission complete.

    Game: Blouses.

  21. on 21 Apr 2008 at 11:43 pm 21.Dave said …

    “if he did defy gravity, he wouldn’t shoot into the air. He would just float around aimlessly”
    WRONG! In fact you could hardly be more wrong,
    He would fly off at a tangent to the direction of rotation of the Earth.
    Newtons 1st law: “A physical body will remain at rest, or continue to move at a constant velocity, unless an outside net force acts upon it.”
    Imagine spinning a rope with a brick attached to the end, what would happen to the brick if you cut the rope?
    Well it’s the same thing.

  22. on 22 Apr 2008 at 3:39 am 22.eck said …

    lolz ha ha such hate goin on tut tut children,
    nice illusion btw

  23. on 22 Apr 2008 at 4:57 am 23.A bit Brighter than you said …

    Dave,

    If you “defy gravity,” then you listen to the laws of physics at whim. They probably can do neato stuff like create his own inertia too. To you, this means that to defy gravity is to repel it? He would fly off at a tangent to the direction of rotation of the Earth? I defy your misapplied intelligence. And you’re inane.

    Anyways, he’s a street performer, not a person writing an original thesis for his doctorate. So if you see a troupe of jugulars, please tell me, which one is the hack? Which one do you think is being lame for being taught old tricks? Its showbusiness baby! The artist’s job as a public performer is to produce interest in his work, apparently, as the crowd of photographers surrounding him indicate, he was wildly successful.

    As for Houdin, I’m sure he’s happier seeing his illusions exercised for the public’s bewilderment, then having them rot in some dusty book.

    Congratulations - you’ve won the jackass commenter award!

    Watch Weeds Online
    shabaz
    Sean
    The Jew
    Mintchkin
    Dave

    Please, open your mind a little and maybe lay off the pork rinds. You have a fingerprint of grease on your face. - oh wait, my bad, it was just a tumor.

  24. on 22 Apr 2008 at 7:31 am 24.What on earth? said …

    What the hell are you guys all talking about? ive just laughed my ass off for twenty minutes reading this crap most of you are sad internet douche bags… Henry Hill and Dan classic comedy… keep it up u made a stoner happy. Snoochy booties…

  25. on 22 Apr 2008 at 8:23 am 25.apb said …

    nice riposte “a bit brighter than you”

  26. on 22 Apr 2008 at 12:28 pm 26.Steven said …

    Stillness is difficult. Hanging out in mid-air requires some kind of diligent effort. You guys must know the cubicle or your couch; that’s not this much work. This guy is a real performer. Try Qigong or sitting Zen. Dude, that’s intense.

  27. on 22 Apr 2008 at 4:49 pm 27.Dave said …

    Dear A bit more dumb.

    I realize you have no imagination but bear with me for a bit.

    We are discussing a hypothetical situation, “The Jew ” suggested that if gravity was tuned off (an impossible event but that is what the imagination is for), then our subject would just hang around, and that would be true if the Earth was not spinning at 1 revolution per day, but it is and if Gravity were to be suspended then everything would continue moving in the same direction and fly off at a tangent.

    Nobody is suggesting such an event could happen. I’m sorry that I did not make that clear but I had sort of assumed that most people here were intelligent enough to work that out, in your case I was sadly mistaken, I apologize most sincerely.

  28. on 22 Apr 2008 at 10:21 pm 28.billupdoll said …

    Photoshopped!!!!

    Duh. When will you losers realize that the last real picture posted on the internet (besides a few profile shots on myspace) was in 1998, by a guy named Nm Xyang who uploaded an unedited, non-photoshopped picture by accident when a bomb went off in a nearby village causing him to hit the upload button prematurely.

    Since then, everything is a fake.

    Oh, and this guy is doing the oldest trick in the book. My family used to do this trick all the time when we went out on weekends in Columbus, Ohio in the 1980’s.

  29. on 23 Apr 2008 at 8:51 am 29.80s_photoshop said …

    wait, lemme see if I’ve got this straight, your family used to go out on the weekends in Columbus, Ohio, and photoshop pictures of yourselves attached to buildings. in the 1980s?

    not only can you apparently bend time and space, but you can make yourself look like a complete retard while doing so.

  30. on 23 Apr 2008 at 1:30 pm 30.Lol said …

    well i admit i’m an internet loser so i’ve gotten that out of the way.

    It always amazes me the fact that some 40 odd different people (or 40 different posts with repeating people) all can get into a conversation like this at complete random just because someone posted a bunch of cool looking pictures. Ahh the internet is a great place for people to express ideas while raising their blood pressure. Still those people who make fun of us for posting are a bit of a conundrum to me, i mean first of all if they’re posting about what losers we are, what are they? And second of all if they’re only posting to discuss something totally off topic why even make a post? Of course now that i’ve put about 100 words that are not related to the topic down i suppose i should talk about the floating dude. Well honestly i think its cool. I mean if any of us were to see that guy sort’ve stuck to the side of the wall of course we’re gonna be like “oh thats a trick” but who cares it would still be sick to see and we’d probably take pictures of it and show it off to our friends so I say bravo to you Johan Lorbeer for providing an interesting conversation piece.

  31. on 23 Apr 2008 at 3:10 pm 31.Konan said …

    The comments are better than the original pictures.

  32. on 23 Apr 2008 at 9:18 pm 32.FedUp said …

    I think it would be easy to pick who are the yanks here by the bad attitude, grammar, spelling and swearing. It’s the same all over the internet. Horrible society, horrible people. Glad I live in Australia.

  33. on 23 Apr 2008 at 10:41 pm 33.Felix H. Cat said …

    Cheers to that my Non-American brother!

    I try my hardest not to read comments anymore because every time I do, I regret it.

    Good job Americans, a bad attitude and uneducated remarks make you so cool.

    Good job internet indeed.

  34. on 24 Apr 2008 at 12:12 am 34.allsmiles said …

    hahaha, this is some funny shit, im gonna have to read the comments more often! and stop being so prejudiced ‘FedUp’, you’re just miserable because Australia is full of British convicts.

  35. on 24 Apr 2008 at 12:26 am 35.inaweofstupidity said …

    Good job there on supporting your ‘non-American brother’ Felix. You do realise that his ignorant attitude is just as bad as everyone elses? At least they only had a go at each other or the illusionist, dipshit FedUp here managed to successfully demonstrate his ‘uncoolness’ by singling out an entire nation!

  36. on 24 Apr 2008 at 4:12 am 36.Bill said …

    The world is SUCH a better place now we have removed the wide-eyed awe and mystery for our children.

  37. on 24 Apr 2008 at 5:02 am 37.Heck said …

    Generally speaking, most of you will never be better than anyone.

  38. on 24 Apr 2008 at 7:55 am 38.Garbeld said …

    “We are discussing a hypothetical situation, “The Jew ” suggested that if gravity was tuned off ”
    We don’t care what “[he] suggested.” We care about the prospect of “defying gravity,” which makes no implications other than that a given subject would not necessarily act as we would normally expect it to.

  39. on 24 Apr 2008 at 9:07 am 39.Mike said …

    this comment board ftw. you all are hilarious, even if you don’t realize it.

  40. on 24 Apr 2008 at 9:18 am 40.Summer Glau said …

    The technique may have been stolen, but the practice is still necessary. It’s no easy thing to pull off, and it still requires a good deal of stamina and preparation. Also, it has been defined very clearly that should gravity cease to exist or be defied, any body of matter will simply float aimlessly, as opposed to shooting directly up as was mistakenly stated by Cheyenne.

    Also, this feat was meant to entertain, and that is what it did for me. To each his or her own, I guess.

    Also, to Felix H. Cat and Fedup, there’s no need to make mean generalizations on Americans as a whole. Many Americans are perfectly nice, well-educated, well-mannered people. You should seriously consider taking a moment to think about how you would like others to treat you before making rash statements about other countries. It would have been more appropriate if you called foul-mannered poorly educated people ‘jerks’ as opposed to ‘yanks’ or ‘Americans’.

    That said, the guys who Stumbled upon this are having as much fun with the comments as the actual entry.

  41. on 24 Apr 2008 at 10:20 am 41.Buzzwilder said …

    C’mon - it’s so obvious how he is doing it! Are there really that many feeble minded people in the world?

  42. on 24 Apr 2008 at 11:15 am 42.zarajess said …

    Ha ha ha! Wow, this comment page is so entertaining I’m nearly pissing myself! You know, you’re all a bunch of pathetic goddamn fags. I’m tempted to put my email adress here so that you dumbshits can flame me in the convenience of my own inbox, so that I can just relax, turn my brain off, and converse with someone on the most primitive level.
    Way to go, making everyone else who sees this page think you’re all pathetic fucks.

  43. on 24 Apr 2008 at 11:17 am 43.andres said …

    It’s true, the comments did eventually become more fun than the original post.

    This post has been interesting insomuch as it exposes an interesting connection between our reactive ego and illusionists who would perform apparently impossible acts. Our defensive mechanism goes into action so quickly at the prospect of being fooled that we do not even take the time to admire the awe-inspiring unlikelihood of running into a man on the streets of a city that appeared to be floating in mid-air.

    “Get over yourselves” is a good piece of advice when it relates to transcending the limitations of solely reacting to things based on your ego. The artist is not trying to make you look like a fool. He’s not trying to “dupe” you. He’s trying to show you something abnormal and astounding so that your day and his pockets can be enriched.

    It’s not all about you.

  44. on 24 Apr 2008 at 5:09 pm 44.Right said Fred said …

    If you put too much (or apparently any) thought into it of course it loses it’s intended purpose. Typically, one should view this sort of thing, enjoy their initial gut reaction to it, then go on about their business - perhaps at the very least distracted from their own agenda (troubles, problems) and a little the better for it.

    Once you start to dissect it and then allow people their free range of expression (especially anonymously) then you get what we have above; disdain, ignorance, homophobia, racism (or at least Nationalism?) and plain gibberish.
    Though I’ll admit, in and of itself it is rather hilarious.

    If you call people “fag” you’re probably secretly gay and very upset about it.
    If you hate people from ANY other country you’re probably just afraid.
    If you can’t relax for one second and enjoy these photos, however unimportant or “fake” they may be…
    I feel sorry for you indeed.

    This man at least tried to do something to brighten peoples day - what do you do?

  45. on 25 Apr 2008 at 12:19 am 45.Brad said …

    There is more to this trick than a fake arm he holds on to. Think about it, if he were simply holding onto a singular pole, at shoulder height (as seen in the picture), he would have to hold his entire body up, for hours at end, on the strength of one arm alone. The strength required for that is simply put, not possible. There is more to this trick than the explanation offered a top.

  46. on 25 Apr 2008 at 12:24 am 46.Brad said …

    Furthermore, even if the pole which is stemming from the wall runs shoulder to shoulder, supporting his entire weight, than the trick becomes a matter of staying perfectly balanced for hours on end. To stay that perfectly still for hours while balancing his weight across a metal pole at shoulder height, seems a bit out of the ordinary. Either way, its a cool trick.

  47. on 25 Apr 2008 at 7:19 am 47.half a rainbow. said …

    Lmao….really people…if you want to consider yourselves that… its just a wonderful entertaining Trick, Who cares if he copy cated someone elses trick also who cares that some jack-ass desided not to look at all the images and read a little or if he defise gravity! Meow.
    Kisses!

  48. on 25 Apr 2008 at 8:22 am 48.cheese said …

    I like cheese.

  49. on 25 Apr 2008 at 9:53 am 49.Taste like fishes said …

    Brad, you are a gentleman and a scholar, and I wish so say this as nicely as I can, but YOUR fucking wrong DUDE. Think about it man, it’s gravity. It’s the stuff that makes you stay grounded to a surfaces. This is not to be confused with anti-gravity which is simply is which is Anti-gravity is the freedom of ideas of creating a place and/or/the object that is/was free (free as in free beer, or as the Mexicans say: Gratis versus Libre) from the forces of anti-gravity
    socially known as the black hole chaos theory ifyouwill.

    OR he is in body device that support both shoulder and he just lets it hold his body, like a tug from a parachute but in still places like wall or barrier or fence or partition or any other similar obstruction that can support this older gentleman’s weight divided by his acceleration due to gravity or as the undermentioneds: anti-gravity. It’s simple Bill Nye sciences Brad.

  50. on 25 Apr 2008 at 9:57 am 50.Taste like fishes said …

    For those not greats at reading I had my friend read it for you, the post I wrote previously I mean.

    http://tts.imtranslator.net/RZ6

  51. on 25 Apr 2008 at 10:29 am 51.Ed said …

    Fuck it! I’m… I’m gay!

  52. on 25 Apr 2008 at 10:34 am 52.Corky said …

    Google “arguing on the internet” and click the first picture…

  53. on 25 Apr 2008 at 12:55 pm 53.TOM said …

    brad, the fake arm is attached to straps around his legs. look at the picture properly before you start getting all scientific buddy.

  54. on 25 Apr 2008 at 6:41 pm 54.PITBULL TERRY said …

    I THINK IT’S AMAZING THAT THE GUY CAN JUST HANG AROUND ALL DAY WITHOUT BUSTING A PISS,BUT PERHAPS HE HAS A BAG ATTACHED DOWN THE INSIDE OF HIS LEG,WHICH TOTALLY SHATTERS THE ILLUSION 4 ME!

  55. on 25 Apr 2008 at 6:56 pm 55.Sexy Susie said …

    I THINK IT SHOULD BE A WOMAN WEARING A SKIRT UP THERE,TREATING EVERYDAY PEOPLE TO A MUFF SHOT!

  56. on 25 Apr 2008 at 10:06 pm 56.Dill said …

    OH MY GOD I THINK I’M PREGNANT

  57. on 26 Apr 2008 at 4:34 am 57.To Dave said …

    Dave, I think you failed to consider something extremely crucial to the argument. The hypothesis in question is what will occur if a person defies gravity.

    You assumed something very critical. Once this person is floating, he floats off in a tangent? Now, that goes with saying this person is no longer restricted to the earth in any way. But I think we all, deep inside, realize that there is something that keeps us bound to Earth. That something is Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Nothing can occur without Him. If this person defied gravity, would he shoot off? Of course not. This is our Home made by Him. He would merely float. I appreciate and can empathize with your logic though. I would have come to that conclusion initially as well. Cheers!

  58. on 26 Apr 2008 at 5:25 am 58.Salaam said …

    yeah…i say it’s art and it’s hella cool. we know magic is simply illusion whats with all the sarcasm in here? lolin. good luck guys.. and to do something which catches many peoples attention is nearly a profession now a days.

    good day.

  59. on 26 Apr 2008 at 6:49 pm 59.reborn said …

    I love you comment 7.

  60. on 26 Apr 2008 at 7:38 pm 60.Applerust said …

    So many words. So little meaning. Great illusion.

  61. on 28 Apr 2008 at 5:26 pm 61.head-master said …

    If he did defy gravity, gravity would be extremely vexed and would probably sulk in its room for weeks on end. I hope to be around to offer grief counseling in the event of said sulking, I will be posting the clinical notes regardless of what the association for the counseling of natural phenomena says about privacy.

  62. on 29 Apr 2008 at 9:13 pm 62.meneame.net said …

    El secreto de Johan Lorbeer…

    Vas por la calle y te encuentras a un hombre apoyado en la pared mientras levita a unos metros del suelo. N hay ningún cristal que lo aguante, ni cuerdas aparentes ni ningún tipo de sujección. Johan levita!. En esta página podemos ver una sucesión…

  63. on 30 Apr 2008 at 2:47 am 63.marcopolo said …

    61.head-master - Now THAT is the way to respond to all this babble! lmao. people seem to take life all too seriously. It is good to just relax and let go sometimes. Especially after a long day of brain-busting at work.

    Also, I tend to think (in my opinion, nothing more than that) that one cannot defy gravity. We are all confined and defined by our environment. So if theres something that “seems” impossible, it still has to conform to natural laws.

    Anything unnatural is just something yet to be understood.

    Magic is not illusion. Illusion is just illusion. Magic is psychology, how we deal with our own learned and growing abilities, however bizarre or mundane they may seem. Again, it also has to conform to natural law. “unnatural” is the illusion.

    Well this was fun to write! :)

    P.S. those who reply to this will be sorely disappointed that I will never return to read further babble. Since I prefer to show people respect, I also avoid people who cannot get as they give. It’s called survival and keeping once sanity lmao

    Be well, all!

  64. on 30 Apr 2008 at 2:53 pm 64.peasoupo said …

    Cheese got it right in one!

  65. on 30 Apr 2008 at 3:51 pm 65.Josh said …

    When I saw the first picture I thought that there was a support bar running down his arm to the wall hooked to a harness, then the last bar showed that it was really a fake arm. My question is, how does he convince all these building owners to let him bolt an arm to their walls? That is the true magic here.

  66. on 01 May 2008 at 4:56 am 66.t5 said …

    umm … yeah, it looks kinda neat but it’s obvious his arm is a fake, it doesn’t look natural at all.

  67. on 01 May 2008 at 5:00 am 67.Oog said …

    cheese makes me poop.

  68. on 01 May 2008 at 5:23 am 68.GWB said …

    I was told there was cake. Where is cake?

  69. on 01 May 2008 at 5:58 am 69.....srsly?'s Follower said …

    No this is not one of srsly’s other names just a follower
    of Anon MUDKIPZ!! AND FUCKING BATTLETOADZ

  70. on 01 May 2008 at 6:00 am 70.....srsly?'s Follower said …

    I am also an Anon FUCKYEAH FALCON ABORTION! MUDKIPZ! BATTLETOADZ!!! that is all.
    P.S. Dickbutt

  71. on 01 May 2008 at 7:57 am 71.JC said …

    The real trick is managing to keep the people who saw the trick get set up from spoiling the fun of the others who happened by to see it later.

    That said, the comments here really are entertaining. And no, I’m not going to follow that up with being entertaining, myself.

  72. on 01 May 2008 at 8:46 am 72.Ki said …

    Not all Americans are like the people you find on the internet. Please don’t judge us by it. We have too much going against us already.

    Personally, I find it more interesting now that I sort of know how it works. There’s still enough left to wonder about though. That one photo didn’t answer everything.

  73. on 02 May 2008 at 9:59 am 73.Anonymous said …

    I just….. love these comments. I hear there are some pictures around here or something but they really didn’t hold my attention.

    I still don’t see what would keep the man from flying off the earth if he was gravity-less. And then he would hit the vacuum of space and freeze to death! Oh no!

    And it’s really not nice to judge us Americans so quickly and harshly. Sometimes it’s hard to believe that George Bush isn’t actually THE dumbest one of us, but….. Well, there’s always someone better (or worse), and they always find their way onto comment boards.

    I’m sorry, the only cake we really had was cheese cake and well…. the mudkips stole that. But we love them so it’s alright. It does make me a bit sad panda though.

    And these pictures are sweet, cuz even though we all know it’s impossible, someone always insists it’s real and someone always makes a big deal out of it and we all get to laugh at the noobs on the internet.

    I probably won’t get back here to see the flames either, but I’m sure they’ll be hilarious.

  74. on 02 May 2008 at 4:33 pm 74.Waffles said …

    INTERNET HATE MACHINE

  75. on 07 May 2008 at 3:01 pm 75.Chikku said …

    hi all,

    whatever it may be…we should appreciate him
    doin such things ,everybody knows its fake…
    But the thing is “his Practice” all can comment and nobody can do… he did it ….
    Thanks to Johan for his creative performance..

  76. on 07 May 2008 at 5:01 pm 76.kenny said …

    Im don’t get it! Where is the shot that shows how the false arm is attched to him and the wall?

  77. on 08 May 2008 at 6:05 pm 77.clowner clone said …

    kenny u dumb numb testicle,scroll up slowly & look at the picture with the guy standing on a platform & the guy next to him at the top of a ladder putting a coat over the supporting bar!! it speaks volumes!!!! Hey Kenny,u are so stupid,
    i bet u sit on the T.V & watch the couch!!!!

  78. on 08 May 2008 at 7:08 pm 78.dude said …

    m tryin to prepare the formula to break the force of gravity. :)

  79. on 09 May 2008 at 5:52 pm 79.pharooq abubakr said …

    Quite a brilliant and fast one at that.
    An eye opener indeed yet entertaining.

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